Because it inadvertently speaks to Jones’s love of food (which, at this time, translates “breastmilk”), I’m going with Kristy’s answer:
“*I* should’ve been in the pie eating contest!”
When I picture him saying this, knowing how he loves the boob, his facial expression is perfect and priceless. He looks bummed to not get any pie. 🙂
oh yay! i never win anything!